Nerf War

There are many degrees of sibling warfare but, one of the most dangerous warfares is nerf war. Now why would nerf war be dangerous or scary? That is probably what you are thinking right about now. Well I shall now explain why nerf war is the most dangerous kind of sibling warfare. In nerf wars the rules are

1. Don't break anything Mom and Dad will notice in the next 24 hours

2. If someone gets hurt have a story to make it sound like an epic injury

3. Any toys and pillows can be used as weapons just not metal

4. If you make a mess be sure to hide it before anyone sees it

5. Never shoot The adults unless you think you are faster than them and have the bigger gun

6. Lastly have fun and do whatever it takes to win

As you can see the rules are very loose and allow several things to happen like lego mines or using couches as forts. They even allow lightsabers to be used while you are shooting someone. Unlike real warfare there are no rules about prisoners of war so if you are a prisoner good luck using the bathroom. Also you are battling with your siblings they probably will not give up as easy as your friend might because they want to prove they are better than you. Therefore be prepared for anything and always watch were you are stepping because again lego mines are dangerous and painful.