Thursday, July 7, 2016

How to Beat your Brothers at Just Dance

Are you tired of losing just dance to either younger siblings or the older ones who always win? Well here is the guaranteed way to win. 
The first method is called the bathroom method. The way the bathroom method works is your target uses the bathroom while the song is going. To use this method properly follow these quick and easy steps.
1. Make sure the target drinks a lot of liquid
2. Have the target drink more liquid
An alternate form of the two previous steps is to get some special sugar free gummy bears that have certain effects on peoples bowels but this is a much riskier route.
3. Make sure you stress its okay to wait til it is an emergency to run to the bathroom
4. Always make sure the game is left unpaused

The second method is the Wii remote sabotage. This sabotage takes two things some almost dead batteries and a little bit of time.
1. First pick out the batteries you are going to use and make sure they are almost dead but have enough charge to at least go for 5 minutes
2. Hide the extra charged batteries really well
3. Put the almost dead batteries in the wii remote your opponent will be using then start a song 
4. When your opponents batteries do run out just point in a general direction and say the batteries are over there and you will be safe to win the next few songs!

The third and last method is the power off the System method. This is by far the easiest method ever and is a sure fire way to win by default well technically you can call it a tie but its not a loss and that's what counts.
1. There is only one step to this method and it is Whenever you think you are losing so badly you cannot recover power off the system asap

And those are three of the easy ways to win at just dance using subterfuge and ingenuity.

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